Health, Painful and Miscellaneous: Drained

Drained

By KiwiBlam - 07/02/2010 09:19 - New Zealand

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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By onebadwave - 21/08/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML

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Misjudged

By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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Mind the gap

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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You deserved it 930

Crabby

By AkaiKitsune - 29/06/2017 04:00

Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 18 090

By Stingraybeemonster - 07/04/2016 08:51 - Thailand

Today, I was snorkeling when a stingray suddenly appeared when I thought I was just looking at sand. It startled me, so my heel made contact with a sea urchin so that then startled me, and my other foot hit another one. FML

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You deserved it 2 302

By but why - 21/08/2018 23:30

Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML

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You deserved it 375

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 1:30

watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

iplaylax 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:45

wasn't there a sign?

Comments

melmcr 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:27

omg ydi for trying to cheat

dpsceo 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:51

u seriously deserved it

Extacy23 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:10

razor sharp oysters goin up ur bumhole

lolpwntdumass 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:00

lol that sucks.

silentfog 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:37

he's not some midget whose ass is 1.5 feet off the ground

Stalker191 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:44

He said meters dumbass. That would be around 9 feet :P

BoarderBoy15 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:06

ydi for saying mates

airforce987 20

Monday 1 March 2010 17:01

OP lives in New Zealand. they say mates there, idiot

twistman27 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 6:51

41 your the dumbass, if it was 3 yards maybe

Alexitis1 3

Thursday 13 May 2010 3:15

#68 wins!

IchBeinEinTier 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:20

meter and yard sticks are about the same length....

nateb1tch 1

Monday 25 April 2011 7:37

69 you do know a meter is like 3 inches longer then a yard, right?

abc123cimsmart 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:38

I just to know if he still won!

cii_fml 3

Wednesday 18 September 2013 1:44

Meters is smaller than feet

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 1:30

watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

Palirose 22

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:40

I'm surprised he didn't break anything.

azreal_13 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:36

lol your friends must have gotten a good laugh

iplaylax 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:45

wasn't there a sign?

fairies633 8

Monday 8 February 2010 1:47

that's gross

tom3398 0

Friday 7 January 2011 13:13

how is tht gross?

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 2:08

ahaha. poor op. hope you only needed stitches and not a cast.

harryman04 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:46

what does op stand for? original person official person official poster original poster?! what is it?!

Shokz992 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:52

Well, at least you got it right the fourth time, eh?

rob7863 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:52

original poster

mrmystery96 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:27

I always thought it meant objective person. of course now I know objective people are women. or men if your a woman.

harryman04 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:30

ok thanks.

cumberbunny 17

Wednesday 28 May 2014 21:41

I used to think OP meant Ordinary Person. I don't even know.

Aurigae 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:08

Ow...I feel for you. Oyster shells are evil.

baybe143 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:16

How'd you survive? -_

talkman12 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:21

I agree how did he?

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 25 April 2011 8:37

he didn't.

Nomnomshark 3

Friday 13 May 2011 5:19

it's only nine feet

Cartera 10

Saturday 18 February 2012 22:41

tell you what, you jump nine feet into a storm drain full of oysters than you tell us what it's like.

hj5 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:22

this would be why you don't jump over walls that you can't see what is on the other side. lesson learned.

Facerockker 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:47

Dumbass.

majorZERO 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:35

well played sir

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