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By unluckiestperson - 29/08/2010 15:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML

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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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Release the bees!

By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML

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By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 14:24 - Canada - Bridgewater

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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By Ouchmybum - 03/11/2018 12:00

Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Isabelle18 - 19/07/2009 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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DGross 8

Sunday 29 August 2010 23:19

What a buzzkill

thekillerwhokill 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 23:21

Then dont wear it!!

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tomato606 0

Monday 30 August 2010 2:39

This seems like it was taken from a Better Off Ted episode. They made a perfume that attracts wasps. Hmm...seems awfully coincidental.

Saraneth 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 13:09

Glad I'm not the only one who recognised it.

redoxy_fml 0

Monday 30 August 2010 2:48

Lol simple solution! Don't wear the perfume just take a shower and you'll be fine

JuliaM1000 10

Monday 30 August 2010 3:14

WHAT TYPE O PERFUME IS IT!! Heheh squirt my hater

FmyLinNY 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:16

Then why do you keep wearing it?

1personinthiswor 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:41

Um, stop wearing it. 0_o 1 FTW, easy solution.

weezyismynigguh 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:44

haha 8 true tht!! i sure hope she isn't. that would be horrible:o and wow u are very pretty btw ;) O.O

bubblz 0

Monday 30 August 2010 12:36

this isn't a dating site...and she's too young for you.

Spenzher 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:45

HAH aw OP I love you. What a funny FML, you are the bee queen

weezyismynigguh 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:48

and omfg!!! 8 is tht a halo 3 poster I see?? if it is you are my best friend:) you play halo3 ?? and do u have odst??

JaketheSnake54 0

Monday 30 August 2010 4:00

I see a future animated FML out of this. It's a gut feeling.

styphon 5

Monday 30 August 2010 4:07

bet 4 isn't that cute girl in her pic

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Same thing different taste

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