By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
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pittsports87 0

YDI for being a hippy

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charliebot 4

A ten year old ponytail? Sounds like you needed that. Also, you can't spell anonymous .

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islander03 5

YDI it for that ponytail and spelling anonymous wrong

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yessirre 4

Shave that bitches head in her sleep and say hows it feel

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Migole 36

So with your wife on this. That must have looked terrible

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wpolo02 7

Just give her the HIV. Problem solved. Problem staying solved.

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CREEPSaHOLIC 14

Guys, stop calling all long haired guys 'hippies" They're not all hippies, and not all disgusting, and not all of them are douches, I know a guy from my class who is very kind and has long hair, some girls think he looks nice too. Lice only settle in hair that is nice and clean, so he's not disgusting. And some people want their hair long for reasons, maybe he wanted to grow it very long and then give it to people? Maybe he wanted it long just because he wanted it long? Think about why he had it long before hating.

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mirandaelcraig 13

F*ck all the negative comments! I don't care if it looked cool or if it was obvious you needed to cut it. Kudos to you for being able to grow your hair out that long! It's your hair, you're the one who has to live with it. I don't understand why so many people care about someone else's hair length...

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