Love: Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:13 - Ireland - Kilmacrennan

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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Mmkay1515 21

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Seems like that guy just really hates you.

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.

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nightbirdblue 27

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:52

I read it in the Count's voice.

HannahBee1017 9

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:01

Small town, huh?

gunnerblaster 21

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:36

Go be a Man and kick his ass. Should've done it the first time. That's what you get, though, when you don't stick up for the things you care for. People trample all over you.

zazzi01 10

Tuesday 7 May 2013 4:03

I swear I just instantly thought... gotta murk his ass ol

DarthVader77 9

Tuesday 7 May 2013 4:09

He must be good in bed. You, on the other hand... Must be a good person

whatever202 11

Tuesday 7 May 2013 4:18

Sounds like a douchey player. He must either hate you a lot or just not care.

funtimes25 7

Tuesday 7 May 2013 4:19

I guess he knows how to lay it down better than you.

frackhappens 3

Tuesday 7 May 2013 4:21

Time for some one to get an ass kicking. The same guy twice with two different women seems very intentional.

YoungLife619 8

Tuesday 7 May 2013 4:32

Well damn.... It Seems like he is trying to Ruin your life you should confront him

ama87 8

Tuesday 7 May 2013 4:40

I read it as Klaus the fish from American Dad.lol

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