Today, I found out that someone left an open sharpie pen in the...

By Anonymous - 17/05/2019 12:18

Today, I found out that someone left an open sharpie pen in the dryer. It left pen marks on everything inside of the dryer. Not just one or two pen marks, but nearly 1,000 on each article of clothing. FML

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By arose - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer, so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own now has stripes. FML

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Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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By grimatwork - 01/11/2010 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 May 2019 16:00

You counted? I’d have quit after about 20 and then just used the term “shit-ton.”

ajh1800 25

Friday 17 May 2019 14:00

How did you not notice a sharpie in the dryer before putting your stuff in? Did you sit there and count all the pen marks on your clothes? Are there cameras in the laundry room so you can maybe find out who was responsible for it and hold them accountable for possibly dry cleaning your clothes or paying for you to be able to get new clothes? Life hack: hand sanitizer will get sharpie out of clothes.

Comments

zuckerburg 21

Friday 17 May 2019 13:41

I hate when this happens! AM I RIGHT! WHO HAS TIME TO CHECK IN THE DRYER BEFORE PUTTING SHIT IN IT. OMG !!

ajh1800 25

Friday 17 May 2019 14:00

Charlie Given 26

Friday 17 May 2019 15:19

White vinegar or rubbing alcohol, soak for afew hrs then wash in hot ☺️

RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 May 2019 16:00

You counted? I’d have quit after about 20 and then just used the term “shit-ton.”

Steffi 26

Friday 17 May 2019 21:53

It's quite easy to estimate

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 18 May 2019 5:27

You think? A few hundred looks like a thousand to many people. Then, you’d have to make sure all articles had similar areal density and then adjusted by the surface area of each article. Seems like too much work.