By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
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namine120409 42

"I'm blocking you, creep" "Hi blocking you creep; I'm dad."

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17031990 20

Incest... A game the whole family can play!

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tre007 8

I feel violated and it's not even me. eww.

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Randomness90 27

That is just..wow... I'm so sorry this happened to you

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marcusbjohnson 4

wake up. your dad wants to be inside you..

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welldammit1 21

Sounds like something my dad would do too

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heyimrichie 11

Yikes, imagine airing that as a catfish episode

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KatieeMoe 14

That's twisted and awkward. I'm sorry that your Dad did this to you, but it's the thought that counts right?

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Tomgirl1219 8

That's sweet...? He meant well I suppose..

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Drosophila82 18

What sort of negativity and depressive psychomaniacal emotions is he experiencing so that the outflow is directed at you... Jesus Christ... Some people must me neutered like dogs rather than projecting their failure on their offspring..

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