Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house,...

By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Aalborg

Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 02:45 - Sri Lanka

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

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Get away from me

By OhLovely - 01/11/2012 01:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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By TrailerTrash - 20/03/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I had artfully managed to avoid anyone knowing that I was moving into a trailer park. I showed up at the trailer where all my friends, co-workers, and exes were waiting. My parents knew I was feeling down and wanted to throw me a surprise 'moving in' party. FML

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krissytina 6

Saturday 31 July 2010 12:29

Maybe you were a pain in the ass

fellie_fml 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 12:27

Nice parents

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katieebabyy 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 14:57

I'm so sick of seeing legonut4 on here.

lovestrong 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 15:08

You should of had a party yourself, celebrating the fact that you moved out also. But at your new place. :)

Mmcmurdo91 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 15:35

it's funny because your invitation ended up in the fire place... somehow...

aardvarkish 16

Saturday 31 July 2010 15:43

A well-earned quincenietta in your honor.

luv2laugh30 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 16:15

well how old are u? lol

disturbed_girl29 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 16:43

they hate you

andreffff 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 17:00

Did your family feel bad when you had the "I'm finally out from under their dictatorship" parry without them?

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 17:07

You are 40, I'd have thrown a party too!

jujubeewhoopie 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 17:18

This is great. Seeing you fine young folks struggling over that sort of parental thinking. Oh, to be sure, that doesn't mean we don't love you and still worry about how your doing on your own. We still do. Us parents just look for little things to celebrate. Know this, you will have a different view of things after releasing a (hopefully) healthy person after 18 or so years. There is much behind the scenes stuff that goes on kids are not aware of. :)