Animals: Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed... - FML

By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Brain_fart - 18/09/2017 05:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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jewels1877 0

Monday 21 February 2011 23:00

He was just planning to give it to you as a surprise! D: you ruined it!

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 21 February 2011 23:19

When you clean your room op don't forget to clean under your bed.

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Ceaszhar 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:32

now that's a bad pussy ;)

Domo_Arigato7 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:33

Aw, that cat loves you lots :P

sweetonsno 1

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:45

If enough time passes between cleanings that several mice can rot enough to putrefy AND you didn't start looking at the first hint of stink, you deserve it, gross as it is. I hope your floor isn't carpeted.

ranger186 1

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:53

"All of that work, FOR NOTHING!" - their cat

TrollsHaveSouls 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:58

ha noob u Speld guests wrong in your fact!!!

D0rkYDoLLFace 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:00

ew.dont sound like u clean that well..

rjnorton84 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:28

I put bells around my cat's neck so she'd stop bringing in mice and birds as presents, so now she sticks to fake mice (there is a nest of them under my bed) and lizards on my pillow. They're just trying to make you proud!

bariforlife 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:22

ima have to agree with 2 im a dog person!

GangstaGalahleio 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:38

eww, now that's just grotty! i never did like cats...

babyfirefly905 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:10

#67 You're stupid. He didn't spell guests wrong. You should learn to read and spell before you open your mouth. Just sayin'....

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Today, I'm exhausted and sore from a long night of pulling semis out of the snow. My wife is pissed because I want to sleep, instead of be with her. Every time I drift off, she starts doing things like loudly unloading the dishwasher or standing by our bedroom door talking loudly on the phone. FML

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Today, my roommate wanted me to try out a new bus route home, I knew it might take longer but she really wanted me to try, so I went with her. After waiting for ages at The Exchange bus stop for the last bus home, we missed it, and had to take an Uber. FML

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Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML

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Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML

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Today, while I was playing Walkabout Mini Golf on my Meta Quest headset, my battery ran low. I plugged it in the slot, only to learn a valuable lesson about three hours later: The headset doesn't charge if you leave it on. FML

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