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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Brain_fart - 18/09/2017 05:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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jewels1877 0

Monday 21 February 2011 23:00

He was just planning to give it to you as a surprise! D: you ruined it!

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 21 February 2011 23:19

When you clean your room op don't forget to clean under your bed.

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XxCrazygirlxX 0

Monday 21 February 2011 23:48

awww he was giving you presents!!! mice decompose in 3 days, so whatever you found was VERY recent.

iluvfmls456 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:47

wtf mice don't decompose after 3 days you dumbass

beocA 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:24

gross... maggots hatch in like 2 weeks... if you hadn't found it before decomposition, you'd have a hundred flies or other insect in your room.

RX_Paul 0

Monday 21 February 2011 23:51

She did say it was her cat. So yea, she has a cat.

djrox11 0

Monday 21 February 2011 23:52

haha nice

john443 5

Monday 21 February 2011 23:53

Could be worse, i guess

socalsd 0

Monday 21 February 2011 23:57

YDI for not cleaning under your bed

b1ondiee 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:00

i agree they are the cutest ! :D

GracefulGoddess 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:01

...At least they were dead?

TempestRain 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:01

Ok. Why did you wait so long to find it? eww!

Bri555 0

Friday 25 February 2011 3:14

agreed. wouldn't you check under your bed the instant you smelled something under it? :P

Schlimpikins 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:02

Kill the cat, it's really the only logical thing to do at this point

HappinessForFree 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:07

Your cat must love you a lot, considering she caught them all for you. :) It's sweet, in a disgusting way.

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