By merissa22 - 01/09/2012 17:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML
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merissa22 5

nothing like a shot in my ass after trying to sum up the courage to go out in public won't help

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WCARlover 34

Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Unrecognizable, you say? Time to streak naked and destroy stuff! Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.

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PamChopsWithMint 5

Poison oak doesn't act or look like a vine... People should learn basic poisonous plants for their own safety :(

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Karmasabiych 7

Aww! Feel better!

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blue_seduction 6

Go rob a bank! No one will know its you!

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stormchaser24 24

We have poison ivy around here bad. The vines have over taken some trees and now they look lie bushes. Sorry op. just remember leafs of three let it be.

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jess183xp 1

This is why I'm thankful to live in Australia, where the closet thing to a poisoned plant is itchy berries

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nurse123 7

But you have monsterous insects. I'd take poison oak/ivy over those things any day

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toohottiedottie 2

Use equal parts lavender and tea tree oil on it. It helps soooo much.

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merissa22 5

nothing like a shot in my ass after trying to sum up the courage to go out in public won't help

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ironheart98 14

ouch, that happened to my cousin last week, its not fun at all and his weddings comming up soon

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jmwarmanuprr 5

What did you do eat it??? I thought poison oak had to be ingested

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