38..... ur a virgin, lol jaykay:)

why does masturbating make him a virgin? He might just not have a gf or bf. You never know.

Whilst masturbating is still completely natural during a relationship, I sincerely hope OP is single. I'm not sure about it, but I think there's a chance he could give his girlfriend an STD.

I don't think stupid is transmitted sexually.

But doesn't the hand sanitizer kill 99.9% of the germs that cause bad breath... wait, I'm mixing up my commercials...

38 If you have to ask, your clearly one.

Fair enough, but what's so great about being a virgin? You never said why it's better so I don't see you point...

haha win bro

*Flying spaghetti monster for the win. and I use moisturizing lotion that I have for chafing. it works well and I never get a brush burn....

Not only that, but what batter you lose in the process you make up upon climax.

Their brains went to their penis. Blood rushes down there and when your horny anything will work for some people. O_o

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ya seriouslly?!? haha

seriously

harsh, but totally appropriate.

Lol, no. God didn't create natural selection.

In your opinion...

Religion is an opinion. On whose authority did you hear god created natural selection?

on whose authority did you hear God did not create natural selection

Well, (without diving into whether or not God exists,) in accordance to the bible, God created man and all it's creatures blah blah blah......"have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth." Genesis 1:28, King James Bible. Having no natural predator, natural selection shouldn't apply to man. However, it seems, natural stupidity is limitless. Thus God created stupid people. Stupid people invented their own way to leave this mortal realm, and those of us still living wonder how someone could be that brainless. Also, Whenever God, (once again, in accordance to the bible,) got tired of our utter stupidity, he went to Noah and told him: build a boat, pack your s****, (and 2 of every animal,) I'm about to drown these dumb-asses. Lo and behold **spoiler alert** he did. That my friends would be 'divine' selection, not natural. All in all, I find the argument rather trivial. As to argue that God created natural selection, is to argue that God created someone people simply for the amusement of watching them kill themselves with the stupidity that they were 'blessed' with. You could argue it. But, even if you win, your god is still a douche. *This text was written by an agnostic. As I stand at a firm indecision I felt it necessary to play the mediator for these previous comments. I am in no way affiliated with any god and his or her teachings. Text is intended for the purpose of further clarification of an entirely pointless argument. Do not use text to facilitate religious discussions and/or arguments. Text is not intended for masturbation; do not ********** to text without proper supervision.

Gotta love good reasoning ;) on a comment thread about one who lacks it, no less.

Ketchup? Really? Now when I see it I'll think about this comment. O.o You have just given me another reason to never eat ketchup again.

That's quite alright, I've never felt that pickles and ketchup go well together, anyway.

80- I know right, one wrong stroke and all hell breaks loose down there. O.o

yeah soap in the pee hole sucks. not like hand sanitizer I imagine though.

Shouldn't spit be #1...the most convenient...and the easiest to shine up a knob...

Fail

I disagree. I laughed.

I lol'd

Chronic giggles :D