Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that...

By rivercitybarf - 08/08/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Ryuuchild666 - 01/10/2018 13:30

Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By annony-moose - 06/02/2010 18:48 - France

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

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By MaggotMother - 20/04/2013 10:51 - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 05:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

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By McWhopper - 08/05/2015 17:40 - United States - Brookline

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

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By ewwww - 26/05/2013 17:55 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML

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bluetech 12

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:13

Better than finding half a worm.

vanaathiel 13

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:09

Well at least you know the apple is less likely to be full of pesticides.....

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indianabummer 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:39

What's worse then biting into a piece of fruit and finding a worm? Finding half a worm.

MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Monday 5 October 2009 8:28

Tell you what's worse then finding half a worm? Finding out you have aids.. o_O

irishdancer 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:34

pwned

rockintothebeat 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 23:53

hahahaha i love all of your comments :)

MIL0_fml 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:44

lol I learned that when I was 4 :p

cyphi1 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:40

Thats why you cut apples in quarters. Just saying.

rottentomatoes 7

Monday 11 July 2011 1:40

soo??? whats the big deal?

rottentomatoes 7

Monday 11 July 2011 1:41

soo??? whats the big deal?

crazydudefrom90s 10

Friday 18 May 2012 18:51

No shit Sherlock

rivaraven 35

Monday 9 July 2012 22:38

Where have you been living? Under a rock? A big one?

TheGalwaySpirit 20

Saturday 6 July 2013 2:16

You know what's worse? Realising there was a worm inside the ferrero rocher that you have already taken a bite out of. And you found this out after feeling something squishy in your mouth.

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