Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me 17 years... - FML

By OPhere - 15/04/2013 07:37 - United States - Hayward

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me 17 years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

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OPhere 5

Tuesday 16 April 2013 3:47

OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.

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ColtonStecher 12

Monday 15 April 2013 18:56

What a selfish bitch

perdix 29

Monday 15 April 2013 18:57

In some fields, University of Chicago is more prestigious than Yale. Maturity is not one of them.

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Whathefuck02 8

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:57

You're mum is a selfish incosiderate asswipe that deserves to die. I would kill her by shoving electric rods up he nose till they touch her brain and fry it. By the way, if youre wondering i am not a phsyco killer. I am just pissed off at the bitch who is youre so called mother. You should pretend to forgive her then burn her degree.

Whathefuck02 8

Sunday 24 November 2013 0:59

I'm sorry for my comment ahead. I was very angry and in a mood about work. I don't want to kill anyone. I was serious about the burning the degree.

noobienick 19

Friday 29 November 2013 3:58

Eye for an eye, right? Time to light her on fire.

sleepingpanda123 7

Thursday 5 December 2013 23:17

Damn...

sea_cucumber_11 11

Monday 17 February 2014 17:37

This is the WORST fim live seen yet. That really sucks

lwdramaqueen95 8

Monday 10 March 2014 16:36

That really sucks! Sorry you're mom did that to you, OP.

CeltHound 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 21:09

Post that on her Facebook Wall and have someone serve her papers.

Baller_Bob 17

Wednesday 19 March 2014 12:12

Explains her Chicago degree

Zombinosh77 11

Sunday 8 June 2014 2:23

Your mother is a screwed up lunatic!

hoeslikedicks 21

Monday 28 July 2014 0:27

What type of mom does that? Selfish bitch

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