Intimacy: Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived... - FML

By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

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Capteen_fml 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 17:21

OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!

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SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:24

Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!

bballsoccerrocks 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:25

The circle of life!

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mooonlight778 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:30

There's no place like home.

hurrican_fml 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 23:25

Ah, memories

ohiostate6588 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 4:45

I had sex with my boyfriend in the bed he was concieved in...

Fellsnows 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:03

There's history where you sleep As well as semen

jmw24 8

Saturday 21 September 2013 17:51

do you think it may be time to get a new bed?

shmabe 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 2:25

That's rough. How'd u find out? Find afterbirth in you pillowcase

Starshrek 11

Thursday 25 February 2016 22:57

Not that bad, I sleep on the same bed I was conceived in AND the same mattress

KalinaHD 7

Wednesday 11 October 2017 3:49

I sleep in the bed I was conceived in. Same mattress too...

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