Miscellaneous: Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday...

By Unfortunate Painter - 23/11/2012 02:56 - United States - Merced

Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML

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By muffincakess - 21/01/2010 00:55 - France

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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By Xav_Cad - 11/01/2009 11:14 - France

Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so gave it a go to see what it smelled like. It's currently the peak season, and so I had quite a few clients in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

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By Mandy - 09/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I finished a drawing that I spent over 14 hours working on for my mom for Mother's Day. I took it outside to seal it with fixative. I took of the clear lid, shook the can, then sprayed red spray paint all over my art. FML

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By usafprog - 27/07/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, while spray painting a rocking horse for my kids I left the can outside in the sun. When I picked it up it was hot to the touch and I dropped it. It exploded on impact and now I am more blue than the rocking horse. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 07:24 - South Africa

Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents brand new car. FML

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By anonymous - 03/07/2011 04:47 - Canada

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbor's cat running all over the undry paint. FML

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By Llaurin - 24/01/2011 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

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Friday 23 November 2012 12:00

Just buy one from an art store with no Black Friday sale...then return the Walmart one tomorrow...

XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6

Friday 23 November 2012 12:49

Where the hell do you shop?

Comments

splatterband6487 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 10:35

You should have just "borrowed" a nosel.

GothInside 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:36

Shoulda just went somewhere not as crowded, like a hardware store, n bought another can! They don't cost enough to warrant dealing with all the BS in Walmart right now! My sanity is worth more than a $3 can of spray paint!

CeltyStark 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 0:40

Good Luck....

runalexarun 6

Monday 26 November 2012 3:09

You should have went into Walmart, headed straight to the paint can section, pulled a nozzle off of a matching spray can, and popped it on yours at home.

stephiijo 15

Sunday 26 January 2014 22:53

Well everyone should be distracted with great deals. I don't think spray paint is ever a Black Friday thing so just scurry over and exchange it before everyone's done shopping