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By Brony - 22/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

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By Shamu - 27/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 1:58

My little pony is amazing!! No need to be ashamed. Bronies for life.

BeastlyFrog 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:00

What's so wrong about that? Let's see how many of us on here will admit to watching it. BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE!! *brohoof*

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Batman846 0

Monday 24 October 2011 21:14

So I watch blues clues and little bear :p

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 24 October 2011 22:56

"the hard way" ???

octoberrain 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 0:00

Bronies forever! There's absolutely no shame in that! Plenty of people in their 20s and 30s watch it. I bet half the people in your dorm do as well!

CoolRainbowdash 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 0:49

Brony power

makenziie630 2

Tuesday 25 October 2011 2:27

I agree with Kovu, it's seriously amazing. c:

MrJHJaime 1

Tuesday 25 October 2011 2:39

Bronies are a bunch of overly feminine metrosexuals!

DrThaAwesome1 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 3:37

...uh-huh...

Dr3am3r1332 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:48

My high school started a my little pny club so dont be ashamed bronies for life oh and im a 15 year old gurl soo...

pulga1094 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:56

You, sir, win at life

gummythegator 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:33

Nothing to be ashamed about fellow brony. Love and tolerate. :)

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