By Leadamp - 15/05/2012 22:39
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Ooh, that sucks man, I wander how long it would take to get better...
Were you standing on your head for awhile or something?
Dang it. I posted before reading the other comments so I didn't see that someone basically beat me to it.
That's what happens when you dig to china.
The only way to do that is by standing on your head in the sun or holding your feet up to a tanning bed. Or by being incredible stupid. Or possibly some combination. Though I'm pretty sure the "stupid" is required.
Or by lying down on your stomach while barefoot?
Or just laying flat on your stomach with the bottom of your feet facing up sun tanning...
Yes yes, thank you all for ruining my already-weak joke and verbally pounding me into submission. I give, I give!
Apparently it must be.
Next time don't forget to put suncream on your feets.
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Walk it off.
I'm walkin' on sunshine. Woahhh!