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By engagedtoafreak - 22/03/2025 19:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I took off my socks after I got home from the gym. Later, I found my fiance sniffing them, with an enormous boner in his pants. Ew. Ewwww. FML

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By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Gross, dude

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 03:00

Spicy

Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML

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Not so normal, no

By grossedoutgirlfriend - 04/10/2019 14:00

Spicy

Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML

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By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

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We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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I'm horny, horny horny horny

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00

Spicy

Today, I got home horny as all ready to jump my husband, until I saw him asleep in his armchair with his gut hanging out his belt, his dinner down his vest, no pants on, and scratching his balls in his sleep. I’m no longer horny. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Lost Reggie 21

Sunday 23 March 2025 14:39

You deserve that boner, however it was obtained.

poopface82 19

Sunday 23 March 2025 23:57

At least they were your socks and not someone else’s.

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Lost Reggie 21

Sunday 23 March 2025 14:39

You deserve that boner, however it was obtained.

poopface82 19

Sunday 23 March 2025 23:57

At least they were your socks and not someone else’s.

core01 30

Monday 24 March 2025 2:16

You don't have to stay with someone whose kink is something you find repulsive, or even simply don't understand. There are numerous men out there who are lovely and not sock sniffers. Just because men want us to believe we are lucky to not be beaten or cheated doesn't mean we have to accept the absolute bare minimum from them. Go find a good man who shares the same kinks you have.

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