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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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iwadasn 32

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:50

Wasn't there an FML about a dead mouse in a dishwasher not too long ago? How do people not notice these things?

24788 6

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:19

Why do you keep dead rats in your dryer? It's not a good place to keep them. I prefer the fridge so they stay fresh.

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ilovelucy92 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:29

ughhhhh that happened to me too.. only it was a series of dead birds who kept on builiding nests. O.o

1R1X0X0 10

Sunday 6 May 2012 10:51

Zombie birds?? Oo

laxx10 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:38

I had a similar thing happen to me. Two rabbits were in the pipes in my dryer which was why my clothes were smelling when I sweat.

peepingthesmurf 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:01

Oh yeah, because all dead birds like to do is ******* make nests.

beethoven_fml 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:40

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ithedarkone 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 5:35

Nasty ass YDI how the heck you smell something funky and do not check what it is. You must smell like ass for just thinking oh that's just my regular body Odor. If it was me i would of sniffed until i figured out where the hell is that smell coming from. You also might want to call a exterminator i mean you dont want a rat in your bed chewing off your penis when you sleeping. I heard about that on the news. Now thats some nasty messed up shit.