By Anonymous - 10/07/2014 05:24 - United States - Stockton
Same thing different taste
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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States
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"Friends"
Catfish
You should draw from this experience and write a bitter sweet song titled,"**** My Life."
They sound like some real ass thugs, you gotta make some tight ass shit like Lil B do to get big league.
Funny ones
Break into their car and shit in the cabin air filter. That'll teach them to ever **** with you again.
terrible??/ seriously??? it's called a fricken joke. You must have boring lives if you don't expect your friends to have personalities
wow, that's pathetic. the friends were playing a joke. guess you must live a boring life if you don't expect your friends to joke around
Keywords
So did you tell them about your hit new single, all my friends are dicks?
There is another FML where a guy's father pretended to be a publisher that had accepted his manuscript. Sorry OP, insecure people like to pull down those that are making an effort with their lives. Keep your head up.