Dogsbody

By tee - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 893
You deserved it 2 027
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Tarlachia 33

"If I chose to quit right now, is that going to be an inconvenience to you? It will?! Oh my! ... I quit."

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Roskosity 22

It'll be even more inconvenient when you waste away and they have to do your job anyway.

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Roskosity 22

It'll be even more inconvenient when you waste away and they have to do your job anyway.

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cameron6731 13

You definitely deserved it! Who the **** takes lunch breaks? That's way to mainstream.

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SarcasticShade 16

Guys that was sarcasm. It's one of those young hip things the kids are all into these days.

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missambitious 21

I don't know which of the above 3 comments you were referring to @42, but I double-checked and all the 'to's' were correctly used.

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kittykat1501 31

Get promoted to boss and fire their lazy butts

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colton_colton 49

Food is too mainstream anyways

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jazzy735 11

think about it like this, without you they're nothing cx maybe you can use it to your advantage

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

I would gladly help you out, OP. That job sounds like a breeze.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Op may have more jobs than just answering the phone. She may be a secretary or administrator and have a lot of other jobs, but is usually the only one answering phones. Doesn't necessarily mean the job is easy.

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iAlissa 34

Well, you can't answer phones when you're hangry. What worthless coworkers you have.

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jeepers_1 21

Hungry + angry =hangry. Quite simple really.

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iAlissa 34

No. Hangry is a thing. Right now even, I am hangry. Could use a bagel actually.

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Fairyjoshy 13

It's a reference from a silly little self-aware dub to a silly little anime called Buddyfight

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JustinJK 21

Could please sstahpp being an annoying turd? There's this thing called "slang", which includes words that may not be real words. It's been around for quite some time, centuries and centuries. A lot of mainstream words started out as slant. Maybe you should get a better grasp on the English language and enjoy all the intracacies of it. I'm pretty sure 'stahp' isn't a word, yet you're so fond of it as to use it as your username.

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sstahpp 33

Damn. You need to stock up on some prozac.

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JustinJK 21

Says the ugly little emo girl who has to troll the Internet to make herself feel better. You should just stick to cutting.

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immaloser95 28

Seriously? I feel like too many people insist on applying for the easiest (and laziest) jobs they can find.

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Tarlachia 33

"If I chose to quit right now, is that going to be an inconvenience to you? It will?! Oh my! ... I quit."

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ZoroMiHawk 25

It's not as easy as you make it sound to quit, especially if you need the money and you don't have an other job lined up

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devi_916 39

If I were you, I'd call in to work the next day. Then again, with you not there, there may not be anyone to answer your call.

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