By angry girlfriend - 22/05/2012 14:32 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
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DocBastard 38

Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already. Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.

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simcop2387 10

I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.

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eastsidesoldier 7

Yea it's none of ur buisness. I go out n do whatever I want n I don't tell my women nothing

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kandi_kid69 15

You sir, sound like a crap of a boyfriend.

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williamcarter93 13

Why, whenever someone's SO does something dumb, you got all these comments advocating violence, acts that could get the person jailed, cruelty, and all that stupidity? Why not just dump him and move on with life, why seek vengeance like a sore loser?

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jayfreeman80 0

He deserves a break from the low esteem and insecure response you exhibit - pull it together girl or you will be a worse spinster than guy already are!!! Hope he has a. blast & breaks up immediately upon his return

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

I wouldn't be surprised if you are single.

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mosquito19 14

sounds like he was cheating on his girlfriend with you. you thought you were the girlfriend.

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monkiki62 5

I agree op time to be single. Theres not one thing u can trust about this situation.

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mhopper 13

I don't understand how he can say "mind your own business" when his business is out there for all of Facebook to see? He's being defensive so he's obviously hiding something. I think it's time OP went on vacation as well and just forget about her stupid [ex]boyfriend. If you don't dump him, then you deserve it!

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OfficeNinja 5

Smear fertilizer on all his bags. Or if you know anybody taking nitro for a heart condition, crush up a few pills, mix them with a little water, then splash the handles of the bags. Airport security spends a lot of money on fancy explosive detection machines, they like to make sure they work!

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AloysiusWeasley 15

This...is not the worst idea ever. Are they really that strict about checking every bag for suspected explosive substances, though?

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YesyDidWhat 0

You think? No. You ARE single! Don't let him treat you like that, he's an asshole!

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redmnky21 8

what do u mean about to be single, sound's like u've been dumped

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