Transportation: Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex...

By delamer - 29/01/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By CaddyWhack - 18/11/2016 20:57

Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML

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By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Make it stop

By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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Bought or stolen

By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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sydmg23 1

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:34

Can't you just manually unlock your car?

Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:37

Simple solution really. Murder their car. There can only be one!!

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Dan714 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:37

That's bound to get annoying after a while. That sucks.

RS795 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:39

I like how it said "our truck" 3 times in the same place.

xxHodgieLuvs1Dxx 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:54

Fyl

old09 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:55

..Time to **** with the new neighbors Awwww yeah.

andypandy69 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:14

Great your neighbors car is a jealous transformer....

terrask 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:18

Both of you go to the dealer and get it fixed, it's the kind of thing where they can't possibly say ''your fault''.

lrgenesis 19

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:21

I was gonna make a pun about being horny but was too lazy to think

Ergayles 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:31

Guys, op can have a newer car, meaning If you use your key it will have the same effect as pushing the button.

Gregabob00 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:37

1 truck to rule them all.

Todeswalzer 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:39

OMG

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