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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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By delamer - 29/01/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML

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Make it stop

By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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Hammerhead

By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML

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Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 16:38 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML

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By TooNoisy4Me - 04/07/2016 09:46 - United States - Bellerose

Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML

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SHUT UP

By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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YELP!

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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Lalala579121 27

Sunday 23 September 2018 15:27

The only solution is to find a YouTube video of the most obnoxious car alarm and blast it out your window at max volume every time his goes off.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 September 2018 17:20

Get a court order compelling your neighbor to install your favorite song as his alarm sound. That way, every time it goes off — dance party!

Comments

darkshadus 10

Sunday 23 September 2018 14:02

get a hydrolic jack and raise his car at a 45° angle and it will shut off then you have the added pleasure of him either trying to remove said blocks or if he is an idiot try to drive off.....you didn't here this from me but did you know that if only 3 of your tires get slashed car ins. won't cober them

real life problems 26

Sunday 23 September 2018 21:05

That isnt true. Plus you would have to be an idiot to claim insurance for a slashed tire, the deductible alone will cost you more. I have my tires insured from a tire store where its covered for free for anything. Without monthly payments.

darkshadus 10

Sunday 23 September 2018 21:32

then you have shitty insurance my deductable for full coverage is $100

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 23 September 2018 14:50

Give his address to any Mormons or Jehova's Witnesses in your area and ask them to drop by as early in the morning as possible.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 23 September 2018 15:27

The only solution is to find a YouTube video of the most obnoxious car alarm and blast it out your window at max volume every time his goes off.

AlyCo55 12

Monday 24 September 2018 0:23

And make sure to play it after he turns his off

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 September 2018 17:20

Get a court order compelling your neighbor to install your favorite song as his alarm sound. That way, every time it goes off — dance party!

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 23 September 2018 20:38

If talking to your neighbor doesn't work talk to your building manager and if that don't work figure out what side of his car has battery is on take that tire off and cut the cables 😈

tounces7 27

Sunday 23 September 2018 23:57

What kind of ghetto ass area do you live in that people drive by blasting loud bass that often?

rodfergie 18

Monday 24 September 2018 0:31

A car alarm going off all the time, especially at night, is considered a nuisance. Tell them that you wanted to warn them, because some of your neighbors will get upset and call the cops. Then if it goes off call the cops, and act like must have been somebody else.