Transportation: Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex...

By delamer - 29/01/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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Introductions

By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By CaddyWhack - 18/11/2016 20:57

Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML

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Smart criminals

By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Make it stop

By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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Bought or stolen

By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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sydmg23 1

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:34

Can't you just manually unlock your car?

Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:37

Simple solution really. Murder their car. There can only be one!!

Comments

Swiftly 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:43

There's a thing called a key. You should probably use it.

flockz 19

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:45

kill the neighbors problem solved.

StopDropNRoll 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:23

But wouldn't the neighbors vehicle remain there forever unmoved? Oh yea and who would turn off that annoying alarm?

flockz 19

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:46

you're complicating my plan. quit it.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 30 January 2012 4:00

The alarm will kill the battery in under a day, leaving op forever unditurbed by its shrilling.

DrMime 10

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:48

I say we have a monster truck battle! Only the strongest wins the right to mate with the Prius.

CrazyManNo9 29

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:49

Go to the dealer. Tell them the problem. They can reprogram your key fob. Take both if you have two. They shouldn't even charge you to do it. Seriously. Oh, and be sure to take the truck with you! LOL!

cosmosis 12

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:01

They will end up replacing the key fob. Because you cant reprogram key fobs. When you pair a new key fob with a car, you program the car to accept the new fob. The key fob idea was great tho mate. That should do it!

akallaan 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:54

It's called a license plate...

twilightluvr101 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:14

Its called wtf are u talking about, the keys are the problem smarty pants

cosmosis 12

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:37

Shhh this blokes onto something! ... Hmmm wait wtf?!? Licence plate? Get off the drugs mate!

geon_olam 17

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:25

Take the licence plates off his car and call the cops. His car gets towed away for ever and ever. Make sure to scratch off the VI number and repaint the car though. Problem solved. You're a genius!!