Health: Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap...

By fuzzy1895 - 11/09/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

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By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By alyssaamarante - 13/06/2015 02:41 - United States - East Northport

Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML

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By Ethan - 17/10/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML

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Saturday 11 September 2010 16:19

stick cyanide in his...

bekababy94 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 16:23

how did he get that much cat fur.?

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PincheEdgarr 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:39

lmao xD nice!!!:) don't give your brother the xbox though tell him to buy his own

Juneyah1017 9

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:46

America we have a Hitler.

emmyers 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:59

i agree! :o

vatermelonpower 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:51

the little demon is watching you

decapitatedME 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:55

I feel sorry for the half-bald cat running scared now. "Tufts"......really, I would be dead if he'd done that to me, my allergies are so bad. Send him to play on the highway with some razor blades and plastic garbage bags. That should take care of him.

hedgehogs 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:34

Your parents know about this, right? Your brother's indifference to your welfare is straight out of The Bad Seed IMO. Maybe he's too young to have empathy for others, but this seems pretty extreme. Hope you feel better, and never again should he be allowed to play with your XBox or use anything of yours.

BadKitty13 28

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:38

Where are the parents ??? They should punish his ass. That is just wrong on sooooo many levels. I would also beat the living crap out of him everytime he does something stupid like that. I have lots of friends with little brothers and sisters and none of them behave like that. If they did they would get beaten within an inch of their lives. It seems that parents nowadays don't give a "rats ass" what their kids do.