Health: Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap...

By fuzzy1895 - 11/09/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

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By annabellebyebye - 16/08/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By alyssaamarante - 13/06/2015 02:41 - United States - East Northport

Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML

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By Ethan - 17/10/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML

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Saturday 11 September 2010 16:19

stick cyanide in his...

bekababy94 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 16:23

how did he get that much cat fur.?

Comments

Sir_Ammayii 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:29

Your brother sounds like a classic psychopath.

saragr94 2

Tuesday 14 September 2010 16:15

haha your brother is so mean!

MrJesus_fml 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 7:09

Your brother is trying to get rid of you so he can have your xbox. Your parents are doing a fine job.

ixsniipzzix 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:53

I would die if he took my xbox

kriptx30 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 12:44

shit, if he's doing that, then it won't be too long before he really tries to kill you for that Xbox! next time he does some crazy thing like that, smash your Xbox in front of him. he'll know not to eff with you anymore

zeix 2

Friday 19 November 2010 9:33

seriously guys 1 everybody knows that xbox is better than ps3. 2 lock him in a closet and make sure he has no close on and tie him to a chair and tape his dick to the chair so he cant jerk off. 3 hide the xbox somewhere were he cant get it every time yur done playing it. 4 do the old bucket on a door trick to him except instead of a bucket use a VCR. problem solved i think.