By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 21:01 - Germany - M?hlhausen

Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML
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oj101 33

A boyfriend who cares about your appearance, is proactive and willing to take initiative- why are you complaining?

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NothernNightmare 18

Hey he sounds pretty versatile to me! I'd take him ANYDAY!

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perdix 29

No, the real reason is that he wants to make you look like a clown to run off the competitors!

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Catkam623 27

Or a hooker and make some money off you

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ptoka 20

Hmm, hooking clown? Sounds like one hell of a night

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moonsalt 20

I've never met a guy who can apply make-up better than a girl. I'm impressed.

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plaguer 26

I once heard a guy say "nobody knows makeup better than a transgender trying to look like a woman". I think it holds some truth, if you watch a video of a guy putting on makeup on YouTube.

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crazytwinsmom 25

What an obsessive, vain jerk who is more concerned about what everybody else thinks than OP's feelings.

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chelsearenaeee 16

I know I'll get a negative response, but I have to agree. There's so many alternatives to this.

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Redlawnchair 9

I would love this! (Apart from the you suck at it part ...) If I had a boyfriend who had the skills and willingness to do my hair and make up, I would be thrilled. Just sit back, relax and pretend you're a movie star.

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challan 19

I have a great guy that likes to do my hair and makeup. He's a great boyfriend... To Mike. I think your man is a little light in his loafers, hun.

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Uhscanherdarklee 10

Ladies are out here scamming makeup counters and returning clothes and you're complaining when you've got your own free in house stylist?! Tsk Tsk OP

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PincessBoff 6

Totally off topic, but I can't remember the name of the movie your profile picture is from and my boyfriend and I have watched it several times. Would you be interested in telling meeeee?

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Lilo4life 26

I'm all for people making me pretty... But my boyfriend... I'd start getting a little concerned at why he would be better than me

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Mira4ever 3

I thought i was the only one...

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starw0lf 31

Why don't you just learn from him OP and then try yourself under his guidance? Unless your makeup looks clownish why do you think it's so embarrassing to be seen out it public? What do your friends think?

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