Holidays: Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip...

By Broeman - 13/09/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her stoner, unemployed boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML

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Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML

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By Oy Vay - 14/11/2016 06:09 - United States - Sparkill

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By KamiAzaaaaaa - 11/12/2015 16:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML

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By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 18:16 - United States

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

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By danielesnaranjo - 31/10/2019 16:00

Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML

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Captain_Jello 0

Monday 14 September 2009 14:42

I would report her for stealing your credit card. You would have 2 things. 1. Your money back 2. Your dumbshit daughter would have to pay for her crimes.

englishmuffin 0

Monday 14 September 2009 10:22

I would disown her. Really, I would.

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GhettoToaster 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 6:07

You're a shorty parent. YDI

ladycoyote 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 6:18

Can you say felony? Have them arrested!

JohnnyTheFox 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 6:31

I would say call the police, but that's kind of harsh to do to a family member. Just kick her out of your life, you don't need stupid thieving brats running around. If she thinks it's OK to steal from her mother, then show her who's the boss.

JohnnyTheFox 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 6:33

steal HER credit card and use it to pay someone to evict her.

Voddy 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 6:35

You got off cheap. A lot of dads end up paying for an actual wedding-wedding, not just an elopement-wedding. Seriously my friend, you got off cheap. As for your daughter marrying a douchebag...time for a little self-analysis.

kellster 2

Tuesday 15 September 2009 9:57

Um, press charges. That's called theft.

SarlaccBits 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:53

Wow... that sucks. I'd make her pay it all back. With interest.

Juliachoi 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:56

this seems kinda fake and plus #79 that would be his daughter... who would press charges against a family member...

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 6:18

You can and should most definitely press charges, family member means nothing. Or are you saying that all those mothers who kill their children shouldn't be punished? All those uncles who rape their nieces and nephews shouldn't be legally charged? All those parents who use unwarranted physical punishment (as in all-out beatings, not slaps on the wrists or spankings) shouldn't have their children taken away? My grandfather pressed charges against my ex-uncle, because he stole a lot of his shit while he was forcing him to move. My aunt never forgave him, even after all the abusive bs she went through with said ex-uncle. Famly means shit these days, especially when it comes to these kinds of things.