Miscellaneous: Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry...

By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 08:32 - Australia

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 02:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By trbaby - 14/02/2017 15:00 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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By stitchwitch - 18/05/2023 00:06

Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML

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thunderbrave 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:49

Hate when that happens. At least ants are high in protein!

OmniFML 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:49

And now they're gonna be swimmin' inside you for a loooong time. :)

Comments

sexymessy 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:10

eww. Wont be drinking chocolate milk EVER!!

EMR_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:12

Doing anything when you're "Frustrated" is normally a bad idea. Count to ten and think things through before you swallow.

notcoolperson 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:28

what if i want to swallow?

EMR_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:42

If you want to swallow ants go for it but the OP clearly did not. I'm just saying the OP might want to take a moment to think before acting. If you feel yourself (the OP) becoming "frustrated" it is time to take a long pause

naomi9241 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:43

...I don't think the person was referring to ants, LOL

Crunchy_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:14

tiny ants as opposed to giant ants?

kpearsall 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:20

#25 Here in California we've got ants anywhere from like .5mm long to 3mm long. Lots of species. Hell even on this block I live on now I have really teeny ones that are almost invisible on bread because they're about the same color as a loaf of wheat. Then outside on the sidewalk are these huge bastards... Gross story, made my skin crawl.

SomeRandomGuy18 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:19

Ants aren't even an inch big. This isn't that big of a deal. I doubt they're bad for you anyway.

whensdinner 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:22

chocolate covered ants, among other insects, are considered delicacies in some parts of the world. yum yum! :)

xolauren584 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:23

I don't think it's really that big of a deal. You'll digest them. Maybe you should check cups before you drink out of them or pay closer attention to what you're doing.

notcoolperson 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:26

bl.

fml__love 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:31

Eww, next time you might want to look closer at what you're drinking.

Mnemic 5

Friday 3 July 2009 10:37

I think the OP is laying off the Nesquick for a while now. :P At least I would although I would probably look closer first if something is not really going as it should be instead of getting angry and then force it.