Intimacy: Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided... - FML

By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

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Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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Cold-blooded old times

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 02:00

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Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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Weird kink but OK

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

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Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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ridder215 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:23

Ew.

KRoNiiK_fml 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:24

hmm.. don't beat your meat randomly

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burnforeternity 30

Friday 2 September 2016 23:55

Always do your "research" don't just do something quickly

PhoenixMartinez 30

Monday 5 September 2016 18:26

Is your name Phillip J Fry by any chance??

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 19 October 2017 2:30

So you jerk off to any random photos you find in your house? If you had found them on a **** site, then I would vote YLS.

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Today, my best friend, who is also Godmother to my son, came over to visit for a few hours, as she does every other day. My husband complained to me that she’s over a lot. But he doesn’t see anything wrong with his best friend coming over every weekend and sleepover for 2-3 days straight. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML

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Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML

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