By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Is she still alive? If so I'd blackmail her into either putting you #1 on her will or see if she will beat your meat for you.

medusachic666 0

Seriously, why are there nude pictures of the OP's grandmother ANYWHERE in his house??? Unless one of his grandparents also lives in the house and the OP was going thru THEIR stuff, then frankly him jacking off to his grandmother is INFINITELY less disturbing than the fact that someone in his house had these NUDE PICTURES in the first place.

Killingourangel 0

DID YOU SERIOUSLY SAY "beat my meat"? YOU ARE A FAILURE OF A MAN!

"Beat your meat"? Grow up. And what do you expect, jerking off to old photos in your house? I hope you feel dirty and ashamed.

UnluckyDude96 8

well...at least it wasn't your grandpa :D

I don't understand everyone saying the photos were bound to be of a family member - of the **** you have ever looked at, what % has been of someone who will be in your family in a generation? And I'm not at all aware that in grandma's time young women were any more likely to let their other halves take "glamour" shots of them than now. Much more likely to be "professional" then. You'd either need your own darkroom or a very trusted photo-developer before the age of digital. If it was in an album of grandpa's holiday snaps then it's obvious but otherwise why should you expect it? It was a random piece of vintage ****. What I don't understand is how you found out after. If you were going to show someone then why not do so straight away? If you've decided to use it for more exotic purposes then surely you would want to keep it under wraps after. If you show your mother & she says "what are you doing with that?" it will be hard not to blush so surely you don't go waving it around... YDI for finding out after. Edit and who gives a flying **** about what turn of phrase you use? Very odd.