By UNmarried - 31/08/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 842
You deserved it 4 174

Same thing different taste

Top comments

the_stereotype 0

we all have our ways of coping...? if it helps, get visa papers for a foreign country and tell her you're filling them out so you can remember the reasons you want to get away from her

you should get a membership to a dating site and when she asks why say if she's that prepared to divorce you you should be equally prepared to find someone who isn't a total bitch

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Glam_fml 0

Well, most people don't like having to decipher some people's idiotic comments. In case you haven't noticed, the majority of people on here type using correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. I mean honestly, how hard is it to type "you" instead of "u" or "come" instead of "cum"? It just makes you seem like a lazy moron. And OP, that sucks. I say divorce her, since she obviously wants to divorce you. She is just waiting for a reason.

ravar5 0

i smell a divorce, she sounds like a horrible wife who isn't worth your time, sadly that's what she wants

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

ithedarkone 0

well thats what you get for getting married know your partner before you get married so they don't pull some bs like this and mess up your credit tell me you were man enough to make her sign a prenup

tradit03 0

love the comments before actual flms.....

kingsley_fml 8

Is it really that reasonable to divorce somebody over a single reason? I suppose if by chance you left the lid up you'd be alone by the end of the week, am I right men? :P It sucks though, carry on.

"I'm fettered and abused, stand naked and accused. Should I surface this one man submarine?"

That's pretty bad! Definately something you're going to need to resolve. Maybe you two should see marriage counselling. Definately not a good thing that your wife doesn't have faith in the marriage.

ya no kidding ur a messed up feminist that always assumes the worst

a) you should increase your attraction b) your wife sucks