By UNmarried - 31/08/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML
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the_stereotype 0

we all have our ways of coping...? if it helps, get visa papers for a foreign country and tell her you're filling them out so you can remember the reasons you want to get away from her

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hahathatsux 0

you should get a membership to a dating site and when she asks why say if she's that prepared to divorce you you should be equally prepared to find someone who isn't a total bitch

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porcupunk 0

I smell BS here.... Acrobat Reader does not support editing of .pdf files (which would be necessary to fill out the paperwork mentioned) and I don't know too many people who are willing to shell out $500 for the Acrobat Pro on their own....

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cturtle 2

This is NOT a joke site. Doesn't anyone moderate these things anymore???

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y0shi_fml 0

If she has one foot out the door and is with your for convience you should 1.) go to counseling 2.) get the divorce Its an unfortunate situation to be in. Search your feelings and decide your course of action before ones decided for you.

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DeMoCraCy 0

Wow, that feminist person is really giving a bad name to her cause. I hope not all woman think like her! I bet feminist is an old man.

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chea_chea 0

That really sucks, especially if you've been together and have kids (hopefully not, judging by her maturity level). But if she's adamant about filing for divorce the next time you "piss her off" finding these files could be the best thing that happened. Instead of giving into the game and avoiding conflict at all costs (which she wants you to do), make contact with the best lawyer you can find and find ways to secure your money to lessen the pain when it does actually happen....because if she's serious, it will. It's inevitable you will piss her off at some point down the road in your marriage, even if you don't mean to. People get into altercations, It's human nature. Get ready!

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l33tm0nk3y 0

This is why so many marriages fail -- people don't even take the idea of "til death do us part" remotely seriously anymore. They aren't even willing to so much as try to work through hard times, and focus only on the fleeting emotional aspects of the relationship.

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helpmeiamblind 0

Divorce her now! She clearly isn't a decent human being worth even the organ's she's carrying. Get rid of her and find yourself a nice woman. One worth being loved and cared for.

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helpmeiamblind 0

Wow, She is a no good, worthless piece of shit. Divorce her now and get a real woman, not some stupid ******* C#nt

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thesinginglark 0

I feel bad for you what is she going to do write Cause I`m pissed at him for a reason for a divorce? Id she can`t work it out than she`s immature and divorce her orrrr Delete her divorce papers and see how she likes it

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