By UNmarried - 31/08/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML
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the_stereotype 0

we all have our ways of coping...? if it helps, get visa papers for a foreign country and tell her you're filling them out so you can remember the reasons you want to get away from her

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hahathatsux 0

you should get a membership to a dating site and when she asks why say if she's that prepared to divorce you you should be equally prepared to find someone who isn't a total bitch

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id0nTgiv3af___ 0

question: why were YOU on HER computer??i think she should fill in the reason box with "trust issues" and "constantly intruding on private things"

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DameGreyWulf 0

Coincidentally, I was listening to "We Can Work it Out" by The Beatles just before reading this. Clearly, your woman is not a believer in that.

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triplethreat13 0

you should be thankful. that way she thinks twice before divorcing you.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...Can't swallow our pride Neither of us wanna raise that flag If we can't surrender then we both gonna lose What we had, oh no..."

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_unwritten_xox 0

Haha, did anyone else catch that it sounded like"Found some peddofiles" in the biginning like pdf files? I caught that.. Hahaa :) And fyl.. I think

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baller789 0

Feminist ur a 5 year old dumass go **** urself andget in the kitchen. Women have no rights so gtfo the computer ******. Women are objects and second class citizens and always will be so **** feminism and fuckur dumass

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giariotkid 0

YDI for snooping through your wifes files.

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feminist19 0

didnt quite catch what your trying to say here? was there a point to that post?

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SEPHARAD 0

I think you've been sent a warning message that there's a problem with your marriage. Straighten it out or get out now.

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Whatsername515 0

This seems like a rock-solid marriage to me.

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