Miscellaneous: Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them... - FML

By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

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Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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To catch a perv'

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

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Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

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Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:00

the only thing the could have topped that was if they walked in on you while you were jerking off to it. haha. what a family bonding moment.

Platoon18 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 0:04

dude... gross

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silly_kate 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 4:42

add mayonaise?

Sylversuns 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:23

Yeeesh. Yeahh make a copy.

loveyahun 0

Friday 20 November 2009 4:06

Uhm wow.. If I saw that tape I would have had a nervous breakdown. XD

slayerman666 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:37

thats real gross, probly just kept goin :p

Q____ueen101 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 2:05

thats what you get for taking there **** without asking......

CableX17 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 8:28

*Their* damnit THEIR!!!!! Ugh, moron.

9astuar2 10

Sunday 4 December 2011 1:10

*dammit* ******* DAMMIT!!! ugh, moron

Konarika 11

Thursday 24 November 2016 11:30

Oh yeah, because every sane person would go "Hey mom, can I jerk off to the **** videos I found in your bedroom?"

danyfuckinheatle 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 8:36

fail

DuckOnAStick 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 8:08

agreed.

prinny_fml 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 21:35

did... did you finish?

lilluvowl 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:59

hahahahaha.

DisappearingRose 18

Friday 20 August 2010 6:06

oh god.... that's just horrible. good luck with that.

Poepiepiesie 3

Monday 30 August 2010 0:21

Hey a secret **** stash I "accidentally" found. What? vcr tapes with august 19th aspen on it? Ah no problem sounds all safe to me !

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