Miscellaneous: Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them... - FML

By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

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Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

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Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

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Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:00

the only thing the could have topped that was if they walked in on you while you were jerking off to it. haha. what a family bonding moment.

Platoon18 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 0:04

dude... gross

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MEGAJOSH 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:00

hahaha "toss off"!!! that made me laugh.

pewp 5

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:58

and you didn't notice until you already started servicing yourself?

williamsrt3 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:01

that sucks. this actually happened to my friend and his brother. ironically it was also his mom and step-dad lol

TheFection 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:04

wait... your friend jerks off with his brother?

ihaveaidz 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 6:25

hope you didnt finish what you started

piderman13 0

Friday 17 April 2009 7:17

he left out that he was operating the camera and forgot which tape was of his parents (;

69chick69 7

Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:32

Hahaha :)

audreyelise 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 6:36

You jacked off to your parents having sex? FYL. That's disgusting, I'd want to die if I were you after that. Sick dude.

sucksfouryou 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:08

Fail -_-

Alumnus_Vitae 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:24

Have fun in therapy.

sammyman2012 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:08

Dude thats nasty...

emt430 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:29

IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!

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