Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack...

By sisterlylove - 10/01/2015 19:02 - United States - Hannibal

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 00:28

Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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Bricktothehead 21

Sunday 11 January 2015 0:02

You definitely walked into that one.

Eliseopwns 22

Sunday 11 January 2015 0:00

Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Comments

AngryAmerican 18

Sunday 11 January 2015 0:23

One for the front, one for the back, and one for her mouth. Duh!

Kielnmsoftly 26

Sunday 11 January 2015 1:21

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?

201chasew 22

Sunday 11 January 2015 2:06

I think one of those 2 pronged ones would be more efficient than trying to use all three.

kerstileann 26

Sunday 11 January 2015 6:45

What if shes into titfucking? Does she get a new one or use one of the others? 0.o

Stormcloak 20

Sunday 11 January 2015 7:29

She may very well have four. All OP said was that she "found three of [her] sister's ******."

Person58 17

Sunday 11 January 2015 0:23

I would like to know exactly how that works. Ya know, for science...

Dimps94 9

Sunday 11 January 2015 4:59

Science.. Science seems dirty now

733yoda_fml 19

Sunday 11 January 2015 0:32

So? Why does she need 3?

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 12 January 2015 1:42

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