Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack...

By sisterlylove - 10/01/2015 19:02 - United States - Hannibal

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 00:28

Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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Sunday 11 January 2015 0:02

You definitely walked into that one.

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Sunday 11 January 2015 0:00

Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Comments

sicksadworld1317 30

Sunday 11 January 2015 10:00

It amazes me how everyone seems to think the sole explanation is one ***** for each hole. ******, like penises, come in different sizes and shapes. What feels awesome one day might not be up your alley the next. Also, many women- lesbian, bi, or straight- enjoy strap on sex. Any ***** that goes in a butt should never be used in another orifice; most toys are made of porous materials and it's expensive to always cover toys with condoms. There's lots of reasons why us chicks have a sex toy collection, and it's not because all of us want every hole filled like what happened in the last porno you watched. Now there's an explanation for you!

SheepShoop_fml 20

Sunday 11 January 2015 11:09

Platinum silicone all the way. And sometimes glass... ...occasionally surgical metals... Things you can boil! Those are must-haves in my book. Industry needs to stop with most of the porous nonsense (some you can't avoid, wood's great but yeah, porous).

sicksadworld1317 30

Sunday 11 January 2015 15:34

I thumbed you up 83; I don't know what moron down voted you for giving entirely correct advice. The materials you mentioned are all able to be sterilized (short of wood, which you also mentioned) and are safe for all types of play once properly sterilized. I didn't mention this in my comment as many people, like me, aren't too keen on paying twice the price for medical silicone and metal over PVC or rubber. It ticked me off that someone thumbed you down for giving healthy and safe advice on sex toys. People need advice like that.