Miscellaneous: Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched...

By Crazyyyymomentsss - 07/08/2009 15:31 - United States

Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2022 10:00

Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Fatty Fatty Fatso - 05/05/2013 00:41 - United States - Somers

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By Fluffyman - 10/08/2019 04:00

Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML

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By Somehow fat and flat at once - 08/06/2022 14:00

Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

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By mvp - 26/07/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML

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noshitsherlock 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:58

That's really ****** up and gross. I'm sorry your mom is such a sloppy weirdo!

genius_man16 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:04

Wow, if you buy your own clothes you should demand that your mother pay you back for all the shit she's ruined.

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Inked2009 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:34

I'd make her pay for replacments of every piece of clothing she ruined.

fireandice92 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:34

This is the story of my life! Except my mum is 42 and I'm 17, but still. Fyl for sure, cougers are awful aren't they?

Protegas 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:35

lol that sucks xD I used to steal my moms clothes, but we had basically the same problem. All her pants/shorts were too big for me, and her shirts were really baggy sometimes. Then, she would take mine and they would be a bit tight, but look good -.- Sad, sad. Fyl :P

LatinoHeat 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:36

YDI for having a fatass for a mom. Keep a harpoon by the door.

survivalism 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:39

What does age and size have to do with going out? Just open the door and walk outside, asshole.

SmittyJA24 26

Friday 7 August 2009 23:59

Lock your closet & drawers... or move out. Good luck.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:04

your moms a cougar... RAWR

hmartin 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:16

ur pathetic

Person1233 12

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:32

You're*** Damn.. I'm correcting other people's grammar over the internet. . . . I need a life.

alsgirl 24

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:41

Me too. And collecting FML badges. FML

plexico 3

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:33

Good thing she can't borrow your ******!

chveya 6

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:42

What the ****?

Unregistered 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:18

ya cus if she could borrow her ****** she would bring it back stretched ohhhhhhhh HA! i see what you mean cus her mom gets laid. . . . a lot and she doesnt so her ****** would be tight ya. . .