By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
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ko051598 20

That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

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dBLIZZARD 20

Are you sure she's your friend?

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doumtabarnack 12

What an ass. You should smear it with shit.

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Mathalamus 24

Because it's utterly disgusting...

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False_Stupidity 41

Disgusting? Yes. Called for? Absofuckinglutely.

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crackajak 15

Who shit on the coats?!

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crackajak 15

Thanks for the down votes, It's a Dane cook reference, you petty imbeciles.

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cwade71 17

Look on the bright side... you don't need to spend a good 30-80 bucks to get a good hoodie when you have body heat!

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may14th 26

As a fat person I will tell you that is NOT fat shaming.

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kbecks87 16

23, being fat doesn't mean you get to decide what is or isn't shaming for an entire community.

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kirasant 19

Not sure if I'd classify it as fat-shaming (fat-using?), but it is a shitty thing to do. OP needs a new friend.

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evank98 10

Just hope it didn't work...

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ko051598 20

That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

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