Health: Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have...

By Fractured - 31/03/2012 01:43 - United States

Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML

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By Stuart Williams - 24/02/2022 12:00

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Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

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Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML

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By rubberduck_of_doom - 09/03/2018 19:00

Today, after months of begging, I finally convinced my friends to go skiing with me. On our first run I suggested a race. Everybody loved the idea. Good news: I came in first. Bad news: I tore a ligament in my knee. It will be operated on tomorrow. FML

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Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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By InjuredTriviaNerd - 09/03/2021 09:00 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, I fell on a crack in the pavement and broke my ankle. Next week, I'm supposed to fly interstate to be on a quiz show I've spent two years in the audition process for. FML

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Carry that weight

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 18:00 - Australia - Moorebank

Today, I was getting up from sitting on the floor. I lent on the coffee table to help support my weight and heard a pop. I'd bruised the tendons in my wrist and now have to wear a wrist guard for 6 weeks. FML

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nuggetmonster 12

Saturday 31 March 2012 6:18

Pig out and take advantage of room service?

MoodyBlue320 11

Saturday 31 March 2012 7:14

Or you can play Skyrim and tell everyone about how you took an arrow to the knee.

Comments

laurenmacias 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 20:02

Time to party

Deroni76 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 20:32

I used to ski like you, but then I took a fracture to the knee.

baconlover22 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 20:35

Sucks for you

Notime4bull 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 20:55

First world problems meme anyone?

lucyinthesky420 10

Sunday 1 April 2012 0:12

Where were you skiing to? I think you meant too*, itskaylabitch.

wobeert 7

Sunday 1 April 2012 0:15

wtf , a bau5? thats retarded

steve0224 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 3:20

Did you take an arrow to the knee??

shelluvern 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:00

I know how it feels I tore my acl and had to go to the mountian with my family but couldnt go skiing as well

chicken_is_good 2

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:45

your knee is comprised of only one bone: the patella; therefore, you fractured you knee bone, not a bone in your knee.

butterybiscuit 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 5:27

Do you really go to the mountains to ski? Huh, I thought you were supposed to go to a desert.

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