Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 23:12 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

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Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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Boobies!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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newbiemalestr8 26

Sunday 22 March 2020 23:34

you mean your EX boyfriend, right?

123Puppy 33

Monday 23 March 2020 1:33

I hope you dumped him!

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Wadlaen 23

Sunday 22 March 2020 22:45

Well, it's a great thing to be able to see the positive in every situation...

newbiemalestr8 26

Sunday 22 March 2020 23:34

you mean your EX boyfriend, right?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 March 2020 0:57

He may be right. You'll have to send me some pics of those boobs so I can render my professional opinion. And in the spirit of humanity in the face of the global crisis, I will waive my normally stiff fee.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 23 March 2020 12:01

But is that the ONLY "thing" of yours that "wood" otherwise be stiff? [/s; really? This symbol really needs to posted nonetheless i.e., it's NOT self-evident?!]

123Puppy 33

Monday 23 March 2020 1:33

I hope you dumped him!

juggalo2 20

Monday 23 March 2020 2:22

Apparently if he already had an affair, you do have something to worry about, and your boobs weren't big enough. I suggest implants. Or just get a real man.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 23 March 2020 12:05

Yea, like implanting a functioning, socially-aware brain into said ex-bf's head. Now he (ex-bf!) gets to spend ALL of his time w/ his less-than-adequate (to HIM) side-piece - just like like his "HUGELY" inept cranial/ grey matter. OP, you deserve FAR better - and hope you start looking today!