By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
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maccamcrbja 5

lmao! You fail. :) But s'all good.. we all have those kind of moments at some point in our lives 0:-)

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

*pages* boopity! We need you here on comment 11, STAT!

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DocBastard 38

*pant* *pant* Jane, I got here *puff* as quickly as I *pant* could. I heard the overhead page... Oh you paged boopity. I see. I just heard the STAT page and naturally assumed...

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Gonqshow 0

It's 'pseudo' Gary.. At least spell correctly while attempting to sound intelligent

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DocBastard 38

Gary, not that I really care what you think about me, but both Jane and I are really, truly actual adults with real spouses. I have a real daughter too (see my profile pic). I think that makes us actual adults, not suto, uh, pseudo-adults.

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Lurked 4

lmao fail how did you forget that you locked the door?

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sniperkitten 0

That happens to all of us, no worries dude. Just check your locks from now on. lol

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loveforsoccer 0

why would you lock the door if no one is even home? or... you lock the door every time you use the bathroom! how do you forget something so simple? I mean we all have our moments but dangggg that's bad!

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marinus_fml 19

I know right? Why even bother locking it! Also, unlocking a door would be second nature... Anyways, pretty sure you NZers should love rugby not so much soccer :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Some people just lock the door out of reflex and then don't realize what they've done. Still, that was pretty stupid not to at least try to unlock the door once she realized that she couldn't open it. Confusion for 15 seconds is understandable. Confusion for 15 minutes is beyond epic failure.

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KikiThePug 0

The OP was taking a *takes shades off* crap.

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marinus_fml 19

Hahahha how much survival-skills would you have to go over!!

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bamagrl410 31

Haha seriously. How to survive boredom maybe. Or idiocy. Either one could be useful in this situation. Btw nice pic marinus ;)

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marinus_fml 19

Haha I know right! I can imagine OP trying to remember how to light a fire with two sticks and friction, but then realizes he doesn't have sticks, or food to cook >.< Thanks =]

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athenaxdivine 0

haha someone is DTF. way to sound desperate.

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Zmeilerr 22

means down to ****, marinus. people usually text it to other people instead of Saying "wanna have sex"

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marinus_fml 19

haha thanks. I don't dee how #64 or I are "DTF"

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RedPillSucks 31

Gees can't people compliment each other without it being about sex? Everyone's afraid to say "you look nice", or whatever because people are going to say you're a pedo or gay. Marinus has nice muscle definition on his back and may be an attractive guy and one can say that without wanting to go to bed with him.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

145,183, I feel it is only right to inform you that 110 is using a stolen photo, you may see that, among many other, photos of that girl on the Internet, 110's profile claims to be from America, while that girl in the picture is from Melbourne,Australia.

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EpicPear 0

So that sort if explains the white stuff on her breasts!

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_TONGAN_ 5

101-hmmm you seem kind of jealous there Athena...then again your a kid and they are adults so your wanting some attention too i assume?

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hiiamsexy 0

you guys! I like Poe!!! :o

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