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By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML

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By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 16:38 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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By F-f-f-fuck you, teacher - 29/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2021 14:01

Today, I recorded a 20-minute TED talk and told my students to watch it on the app in preparation for next terms projects. I got bombarded with messages from my students, telling me that because I was sat down on a chair while recording, certain camera angles could see straight up my skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:51

pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting

agifttotearapart 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:58

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.

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TunaFlavoredFing 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 0:19

If women had anything interesting to say, God wouldn't have gave them boobs.

solid2dew 6

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:11

duh

dtang 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:28

I wanna give u a titty fuckk. ;)

fangbanger_kitty 10

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:59

One of the top rules in speech making (and yes, a presentation is considered a speech) is to dress professionally. No "loud" colors, no pants with holes, and for a "gifted" female..no cleavage.! Boys start to get all tingly when they see breasts lmao

DarkusOmegaX 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 13:37

You don't need to show your boobs for people to think they're big.

mrphychrs 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 11:14

sexual harassment.... panda

mrphychrs 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 11:18

but in all reality all you people saying its sexual harassment are braindamaged, she's got a nice rack, people will stare, her boss videotaped her giving a presentation she never said he boss strictly taped her ****. and if everyone was staring she either had a nice sweater on or was wearing something low cut, either way women, if u wear a low cut shirt your as dumb as it gets if u don't expect people to look, cause it flaunting your **** for everyone to see, get over it, take the compliment and continue mission