Love: Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present....

By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By wakinginvegas87 - 05/09/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2011 04:37 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

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By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By HeSucks - 25/12/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

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kerrygirl 13

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:05

well in all fairness that is something you should know about your boyfriend....

Ireplywith_memes 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:38

Billy Mays here! Parent judging you? Get the CHAINSAW! OHSHI-

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OnTheSaneSide 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:33

OP lives in California, not America

Ascaryrobot 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:09

Are you... are you serious?

CheshireHalli 19

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:49

I hope they aren't...

ravenscorne 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:13

Yeah, this is something you should know about your boyfriend and is aware of when you try to buy him presents. :P You deserved it for not being attentive.

kemar7856 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:27

MURDERER..... I bet it was those ferrero rocher chocolates I ate like 20 already

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:56

Did you know about his allergy? I know on a personal basis how deadly nut allergies can be but if it was an honest mistake or you didn't know about the allergy yet then his mother is overreacting. Just be more careful next time. Even items produced in the same facilities that handle nuts can be dangerous to people with nut allergies.

TrollTrollTroll 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 20:05

LIKE OMG BREAK UP WITH THAT ASSHOLE!!!1!1!11!!111!!1@@1!!

polico_wolf 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 21:41

I dont get it

Luckster 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 22:23

Okay, either that was an epic Troll fail, or OnTheSaneSide is a total moron.

Luckster 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 22:27

To be fair, the first topic in a relationship isn't normally allergies. I didn't know my boyfriend was allergic to pollen and dust until the third year of our relationship. I just figured he got sick a lot (which really did happen).

bibliobhulabalo 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:41

A pollen and dust allergy is very different than a nut allergy. A nut allergy is life threatening. My brother is allergic to nuts and has to ask at every restaurant we go to if there are nuts in the food. He also makes sure all of his friends know which pocket he keeps his Epipen in just in case. A nut allergy is much more likely to come up than a pollen allergy.