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don't use it.
its not a plug in it iot its batteried other wise it wouldnt be able to run around. lol i have one too
better better yet, just face it towards the wall
#5 = win
the FML is they found out it runs away by pressing snooze and now have an annoying alarm clock running around.
how would it run away?
Or, hide it in your parents' room.
That's harsh as **** haha.
damn voids ur ugly as **** haha
u own
I love you don't_explain
#5 copier. >_>
Meant to thumb up 104
Moar sauce? Didn't think so.
so don't hit snooze. crisis solved
Baseball bats... they weren't just invented for playing baseball.
24788- lmao, they're also for smashing peoples noses. ask my cousin how he broke my nose :)
So... there's no way to turn it off, right? Like... not activating it, or removing the batteries...
or is it one which turns into a monster and starts shooting at you if it gets pissed off by being turned off
*presses snooze* "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."
hahahaha. Funny. At least it'll do its job, hey? And surely you must be able to walk somehow, even if it's on crutches, or at least get around in a wheelchair... how would you get out of bed otherwise??
Simple. Regift it to your boyfriend when you want to break up with him. Reset it for about 2 hours before his normal wake-up time to hasten the process.
or if it's a school day, two hours after
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don't use it.
Better yet, put it up on a high ledge. "Run ******, run."