Love: Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and...

By Fred - 20/03/2015 01:06 - United States - Kingston

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 17:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML

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You deserved it 4 822

By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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You deserved it 30 923

Frustrated at work

By stillhorny - 11/08/2021 10:01

Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML

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You deserved it 195

Third on the podium

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - Pakistan

Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML

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You deserved it 144

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 20 March 2015 7:43

Well you kept your sister safe.

whythankyou 19

Friday 20 March 2015 7:42

"Friend", huh?

Comments

Pizzapiggy1 18

Friday 20 March 2015 7:47

Well at least she won't get pregnant ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shrllxx 13

Friday 20 March 2015 7:52

At least you protected your sister!

thejonac 21

Friday 20 March 2015 7:54

imagine you played the good big brother role even when you didn't know it

quesok 22

Friday 20 March 2015 8:02

Hopefully she shot him down and he didn't get any further than the planning stage

assassinbanana0 20

Friday 20 March 2015 21:36

Why? What if she was into it, too?

gracehi 31

Friday 20 March 2015 8:03

What? Your sister can't play with your friend too?

CurlyQute 17

Friday 20 March 2015 8:08

Wow. What a great friend.

Witchylady 17

Friday 20 March 2015 8:12

Well it's better than him getting lucky with your girlfriend.

spencer353 15

Friday 20 March 2015 8:17

What a motherf***er.....or...sister...

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Friday 20 March 2015 8:21

Sure, it's all fun and games till it's your sister getting screwed.

Florentina 17

Friday 20 March 2015 8:21

...So? Your sister can have sex with whoever she wants.

Eyalsh 32

Saturday 21 March 2015 2:08

yes. but a real friend doesn't go forth with his friend's sister. it's just the so-called brocode. i know the name is cheesy, but i promise you, it ruins friendships, i talk out of experience. my friend's sister is friend zoned as Default. how'd you like your best friend humping your brother- let alone behind your back.

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:45

As long as neither of them are getting hurt I wouldn't really care. I'd care more about their happiness if it was a relationship. If it's a one night stand I don't really want to know about that. In fact one of my friend HAS had sex with my brother. Don't really care.