By Noname - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
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nerbian 0

1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.

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jeninabe 0

maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.

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rrowley90 0

Welcome to my world buddy! I live in Maryland and the state tries to pull crap like that all the time.

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member0987654321 0

#1 lmfao but serious. like so many ******* scams. every time i use a debit card random companies charge me like $10 extra than the balance on the receipt, as if i wouldn't notice. fother muckers!!!!

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the_grip 0

Yea, Maryland sucks. But you deserve what you got for being in the same country as it. What were you thinking.

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wtfxpaigerz 0

Hey, don't feel bad. I got three tickets in the mail not too long ago for a car I sold over a year ago. Turns out the guy I sold it to never transferred the car into his name, but instead, illegally copied and distributed the plates to random people around Wisconsin.

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commonsense 0

lol how do they know your drunk? no field sobriety or breathalyzers and if they did do those they would know it wasnt you. they wouldnt mail a ticket because you would be in jail

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Your_Shadow 0

I think there would be a courthearing or something right?

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Buzz_fml 0

all you get is a $200 ticket for drink driving? dam if ur caught drink driving here its a lose your license job for us :(

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TAGM 0

I think your licence plate may have been copyied. You should call up the police over in Maryland if anymore tickets come up from over there.

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NYexcuse 0

Maryland = Sh*tty State I should know; been stuck here for 18 years

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