Work: Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company,...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 08:02

Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML

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By Sudoc - 03/12/2017 05:00

Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By mrsimintrouble - 29/07/2016 06:01 - United States - Redding

Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML

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By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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By rattness - 07/12/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML

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By _Oblivion_ - 27/11/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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Bad day

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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Fuaaad1994 31

Sunday 22 December 2013 15:24

Maybe the rat belonged to a rival company which they raised and trained so it can spy on you. Be very careful OP.

theonex17 15

Sunday 22 December 2013 15:22

Rats! That's a bummer

Comments

ni0ve 9

Sunday 22 December 2013 20:44

Thats better than an actual break in ...

mattorama 15

Sunday 22 December 2013 21:47

I'm sorry, is this somehow worse than your work actually being burgled?

lionhardt13 10

Sunday 22 December 2013 22:06

Alarm system check!

Joyfulnes5 3

Sunday 22 December 2013 23:04

Not much of an FML, would you rather it had been burglarized?

kittylevin 8

Sunday 22 December 2013 23:18

Time to call pest control!

HeartForMusic 23

Sunday 22 December 2013 23:29

Or that's what they want you to think!

emmaps 3

Monday 23 December 2013 0:43

Why do you live so far from your workplace?

LolSarcasm 14

Monday 23 December 2013 0:46

I work for an alarm company and this is fairly common. It's one of those things you just have to deal with because you never know when the real thing could happen.

TooFuckinFunny 3

Monday 23 December 2013 3:40

Be greatful.

Sputnikspak 13

Monday 23 December 2013 4:53

No joke, this shit happens to my Dad once a month because some asshole on the night shift didn't close the door properly and the wind blew it open and triggered the alarm. He's the daytime warehouse manager, so for twelve hours, the building is his problem (4am-4pm, he actually works 7-3). It ******' blows.